Waipahu Bob is the nameAnd I served on the old Trump train'Till Biden’s cavalry cameAnd tore up the tracks again In the winter of 2021We were COVID, just barely aliveBy January 6th, Trump had fellIt's a time I remember, oh so well The night they drove the GOP downAnd the bells were ringingThe night they … Continue reading The Night They Drove the GOP Down
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The Morning After
It’s January 7, morning time, lying in my bed Yesterday’s distant dream Playing in my head I had packed my bags and loaded the truck And headed to D.C. I didn’t stop, had plenty of gas In an empty bottle peed I was there, January 6, at the Save America Rally President Trump spoke unhinged … Continue reading The Morning After
And Donny Said Let’s Roll
It’s January 5 And tomorrow I’m off to DC ‘Cause freedom’s on the line The Orange One made the call Let’s take it to the streets Those lefty libs stole the election Oh, those stinkin’ cheats Now it’s patriot time Got to lay it on the line QAnon will be there And Proud Boys going … Continue reading And Donny Said Let’s Roll
Blue Crabs In A Cage
You can’t see me No matter how you try You ain’t been where I been The roads inside my mind You ain’t had my joys Or cried my tears for me I don’t tell you everything There is no easy key I don’t care who you think you are Yeah, I know, we talk But … Continue reading Blue Crabs In A Cage
Put A Fork In Him
Blare the horn and beat the drum Finally vanquished, the Orange One The cheatin’ bum, the big fat liar Lives his life with pants on fire The election was rigged I won by a lot Sorry, big Don The truth says not And so do the courts, and the states, and the world Except Trump … Continue reading Put A Fork In Him
Louie Gohmert Rides Again
Louie Gohmert rides again To save election for his friend The much aggrieved, the Orange One They stole Don’s election, now he’s on the run When Dandy Don circles the wagons To steal the election, to let loose the Kraken He needs to find some able men When none come forward, that’s where Louie comes … Continue reading Louie Gohmert Rides Again
Pandemic Waikiki Christmas
Even a country mouse from Waipahu needs to get into the big city once in a while, and what better time than the winter holiday season. So, despite COVID concerns, I pushed down to Waikiki to see the sights and the lights. Why the Waikiki section of Honolulu? Because that’s where the lights are brightest, … Continue reading Pandemic Waikiki Christmas
Stuck Between Stations
Chugging down life’s clacking tracks Sipping a cool drink Inbound to Grand Central Got plenty time to think Of things to come And things to do My life is now so free A world of choice upon my plate So much I want to see Then COVID came a callin’ Now life is in deep … Continue reading Stuck Between Stations
Happy Pandemic Holidays
Hey everybody, let’s get it in gear For a very merry Christmas And a happy sappy New Year Renewal is upon us 2021 coming fast Just in time 2020 can kiss my ass The best laid plans of this past year Seem nothing more than joke When COVID came a callin’ Our plans went up … Continue reading Happy Pandemic Holidays
The Clown Car’s Out Of Gas
It’s a funny little clown car Kinda short and not too wide I’ve always had to marvel So many clowns inside There’s Rudy G and Sydney P And lawyers here and there And congressmen who have no shame And senators laid bare Frivolous lawsuits are Don’s thing And Rudy loves to please Don’t get me … Continue reading The Clown Car’s Out Of Gas
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