Internet algorithms custom-fit news
Supporting your views
Confirmation bias blues
Isolate in silos of comfortable thought
Like-minded clones
Political drones
Self-licking ice cream cones
Join a tribe and tune that dial
Find the shows that spit your bile
Stir the pot and keep them riled
Beating big bad drums
I look at you and judge the odds
Have you bought Donald Trump’s latest con
That election was stolen from Dandy Don
Oh my, those dirty dems
The Republicans strutted their latest act
With a golden statue down at CPAC
A gilded Trump in American flag underpants
Kneel down before this King
Republicans still in the Orange One’s trance
Don pulls a string and they start to dance
Bend over Republicans, and pull down your pants
The fun ain’t over yet
Hey Q, is March 4th the date?
For the return of the King from Mar-a-Lago gates
God’s chosen one and the leader of hate
To reprise his dismal reign
Hey Don, is this obfuscation really necessary
Also, why didn’t you tell us you got the COVID vaccine in January?
Oh right, COVID lying is Don’s thing
Said it’s gonna be gone, like a miracle, last spring
Wake up people!
It should not be imperative
For news to fit your preferred narrative
Unless the truth
You just don’t care for it
Like Senator Moynihan said before his last act
You’re entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts


U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla.,, speaks at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Friday, Feb. 26, 2021, in Orlando, Fla. (AP Photo/John Raoux)

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas waves as he takes the stage at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Friday, Feb. 26, 2021, in Orlando, Fla. (AP Photo/John Raoux)

Roger Stone dances with rapper Forgiato Blow as he arrives for CPAC. (Joe Raedle/Getty Images)