Whirlwind of Lies

Internet algorithms custom-fit news

Supporting your views

Confirmation bias blues

Isolate in silos of comfortable thought

Like-minded clones

Political drones

Self-licking ice cream cones

Join a tribe and tune that dial

Find the shows that spit your bile

Stir the pot and keep them riled

Beating big bad drums

I look at you and judge the odds

Have you bought Donald Trump’s latest con

That election was stolen from Dandy Don

Oh my, those dirty dems

The Republicans strutted their latest act

With a golden statue down at CPAC

A gilded Trump in American flag underpants

Kneel down before this King

Republicans still in the Orange One’s trance

Don pulls a string and they start to dance

Bend over Republicans, and pull down your pants

The fun ain’t over yet

Hey Q, is March 4th the date?

For the return of the King from Mar-a-Lago gates

God’s chosen one and the leader of hate

To reprise his dismal reign

Hey Don, is this obfuscation really necessary

Also, why didn’t you tell us you got the COVID vaccine in January?

Oh right, COVID lying is Don’s thing

Said it’s gonna be gone, like a miracle, last spring

Wake up people!

It should not be imperative

For news to fit your preferred narrative

Unless the truth

You just don’t care for it

Like Senator Moynihan said before his last act

You’re entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts

People take a picture with former President Donald Trump’s statue on display at CPAC. (Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Hey Matt, tell us again how it was really Antifa, not Trump supporters, who stormed the Capital on Jan 6.
U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla.,, speaks at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Friday, Feb. 26, 2021, in Orlando, Fla. (AP Photo/John Raoux)
Hey Ted, sorry your trip to Cancun was cut short. Glad you fixed everything in Texas, so had time to jet off to sunny Florida and continue your campaign of slimy grift.
Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas waves as he takes the stage at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Friday, Feb. 26, 2021, in Orlando, Fla. (AP Photo/John Raoux)

Good to see Roger the (jail) Dodger back in action.
Roger Stone dances with rapper Forgiato Blow as he arrives for CPAC. (Joe Raedle/Getty Images)