Mark Meadows today is lookin’ like shit Chief of Staff for the orange nitwit Democracy be damned on Trump’s sick ship Sailing treasonous seas Trump couldn’t stand the American vote Filed 60 court cases, but none of them float Tried to throw electors out in the moat But his cheatin’ didn’t work Leading the charge … Continue reading Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit
Category: Republican party status
Let’s Go Brandon
“Let’s Go Brandon” They chanted from the pews Christian clowns at Texas church Spreading the Lord’s good news Hey you Christian cowards Why not say it straight “Fuck Joe Biden” Show us how you hate Sing it to the rafters Sing strong this holy war Show the world your twisted love And what your church … Continue reading Let’s Go Brandon
Statement by Donald J. Trump (This loser just won’t quit)
The orange narcissistic clown Trying to tear democracy down Throwing lies all over town This loser just won’t quit Recounts and audits and 60 court cases Lookin’ for a win, but there are no traces Of credibility in his false claims Gee Don, we’re really scared Republicans not voting Do we dare Hope for such … Continue reading Statement by Donald J. Trump (This loser just won’t quit)
Mike Pence: What Manner of Man
Saw Mike Pence on Fox today Trying to get back in the political game Milk toast personality back on display Testing the MAGA waters Spent four years on his knees Licking Donald’s balls A God-fearing man of righteous faith More like Satan’s pawn Pence said Jan 6 was no big deal Hannity nodded in agreement … Continue reading Mike Pence: What Manner of Man
COVID Rally In Waikiki
Aloha Freedom Coalition rallied in Waikiki Saturday Wanted to have their COVID conspiracy say About masks and vaccine mandates in play Treading on their freedom My body, my choice, they say Dictators can’t force that jab We’ll decide our public health We don’t believe in Fauci’s lab They say vaccination is a choice, but clearly … Continue reading COVID Rally In Waikiki
I’m a Smart Republican
I’m a smart Republican I elected Donald Trump I don’t believe in climate change Donald says it’s bunk Donald wants to build a wall And I’m all in with it One thing this country never needs Is filthy immigrants Donald said the COVID bug Was nothing too severe Just go to work, forget the mask … Continue reading I’m a Smart Republican
The GOP is a Bunch of Liars
Welcome to the GOP A sorry bunch of liars Sucking up to Trump’s BIG LIE And in that slop they’re mired Tell a lie and swirl it ‘round And spit it out on TV Tweet the lie and like the same It’s not just Marjorie Taylor Greene Leader Kevin McCarthy has no guts He bends … Continue reading The GOP is a Bunch of Liars
May The Truth Be With You
A lot of people talking And praying on it too How could things get so messed up Now what are we to do Not sure which way we’re headed Probably time to phone home Bad shit could be brewin’ Are those circling overhead drones? I heard the word out on the street People got suspicions … Continue reading May The Truth Be With You
Whirlwind of Lies
Internet algorithms custom-fit news Supporting your views Confirmation bias blues Isolate in silos of comfortable thought Like-minded clones Political drones Self-licking ice cream cones Join a tribe and tune that dial Find the shows that spit your bile Stir the pot and keep them riled Beating big bad drums I look at you and judge … Continue reading Whirlwind of Lies
Republican Senators Are Mostly Trump Whores
The most deliberative body in the world no more When Republican senators act like Trump whores The big liar-in-Chief, the orange slob Did like Cheney said Summoned, assembled, lit flame to a mob That stormed the Capital building Broke windows, doors, and bones Those bums took lots of selfies and posted macho brags Are they … Continue reading Republican Senators Are Mostly Trump Whores