Idaho idiots Have their kids burn facemasks in front of the state capital Good lesson for the tots Hey kids, don’t listen to them so-called medical experts Hey kids, don’t worry about protecting the health of your neighbors, or Walmart employees, or the old lady sitting next to you on the bus Hey kids, life … Continue reading Anti-Masker Blues
Author: Waipahu Bob
Whirlwind of Lies
Internet algorithms custom-fit news Supporting your views Confirmation bias blues Isolate in silos of comfortable thought Like-minded clones Political drones Self-licking ice cream cones Join a tribe and tune that dial Find the shows that spit your bile Stir the pot and keep them riled Beating big bad drums I look at you and judge … Continue reading Whirlwind of Lies
Republican Senators Are Mostly Trump Whores
The most deliberative body in the world no more When Republican senators act like Trump whores The big liar-in-Chief, the orange slob Did like Cheney said Summoned, assembled, lit flame to a mob That stormed the Capital building Broke windows, doors, and bones Those bums took lots of selfies and posted macho brags Are they … Continue reading Republican Senators Are Mostly Trump Whores
Inauguration Day in Hawaii
While Joe Biden was being inaugurated the 46th president A protest was underway by a Hawaii Kai resident This one guy outside the state capital today Dressed in fatigues, Trump banner on the wave Dude looked full uniform, but don’t be uninformed He’s not active duty today, unless he’s breaking UCMJ Tactical vest made bottle … Continue reading Inauguration Day in Hawaii
The Big Lie
I know a big lie And lots of people think it When Donald says it’s Kool-Aid We just go and drink it The election was rigged Trump won in a landslide Pizza-parlor pedophiles Can’t tell us otherwise Alternative facts are on our side Conspiracy theories slip and slide Republican cronies lacking spine Help shape our … Continue reading The Big Lie
The Night They Drove the GOP Down
Waipahu Bob is the nameAnd I served on the old Trump train'Till Biden’s cavalry cameAnd tore up the tracks again In the winter of 2021We were COVID, just barely aliveBy January 6th, Trump had fellIt's a time I remember, oh so well The night they drove the GOP downAnd the bells were ringingThe night they … Continue reading The Night They Drove the GOP Down
The Morning After
It’s January 7, morning time, lying in my bed Yesterday’s distant dream Playing in my head I had packed my bags and loaded the truck And headed to D.C. I didn’t stop, had plenty of gas In an empty bottle peed I was there, January 6, at the Save America Rally President Trump spoke unhinged … Continue reading The Morning After
And Donny Said Let’s Roll
It’s January 5 And tomorrow I’m off to DC ‘Cause freedom’s on the line The Orange One made the call Let’s take it to the streets Those lefty libs stole the election Oh, those stinkin’ cheats Now it’s patriot time Got to lay it on the line QAnon will be there And Proud Boys going … Continue reading And Donny Said Let’s Roll
Blue Crabs In A Cage
You can’t see me No matter how you try You ain’t been where I been The roads inside my mind You ain’t had my joys Or cried my tears for me I don’t tell you everything There is no easy key I don’t care who you think you are Yeah, I know, we talk But … Continue reading Blue Crabs In A Cage
Put A Fork In Him
Blare the horn and beat the drum Finally vanquished, the Orange One The cheatin’ bum, the big fat liar Lives his life with pants on fire The election was rigged I won by a lot Sorry, big Don The truth says not And so do the courts, and the states, and the world Except Trump … Continue reading Put A Fork In Him
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