Show Me Your Plans

The US military knows how to plan We do it all the time Strategic plans, campaign plans, operational plans, tactical plans, support plans, logistics plans, intelligence plans Mission analysis, a basic first step in planning, focuses on defining mission objectives and the desired end state Certainly, the overall Afghanistan Plan of the last 20 years … Continue reading Show Me Your Plans →

Music of Our Times

Back in the 90s I had a boss Good guy, good leader, worked me like a horse Boss only listened to 60s music Played the 60s station all the time Said it was the best music From back in his prime A recent study shows Music taste mostly develops as a teen Men’s average age … Continue reading Music of Our Times →

Back To Crack With Mike Lindell

Mike Lindell seems like a nice guy Did you see him recently on Jimmie Kimmel Live? He likes to talk and has a good laugh Invented MyPillow, made lots of cash The guy started doing coke in ‘82 Switched to crack in the ‘90s Addicted for decades Wrecked his marriage Bottomed in 2009, and quit … Continue reading Back To Crack With Mike Lindell →

The Afghan Army Sucks

20 years we’ve been training them 300,000 troops or more Centerpiece of Afghan security Hear the Afghan Army roar They outnumber Taliban fighters Got better equipment too Even got an Air Force Is there anything this Army can’t do? Well yes, actually, they can’t do much As far as holding terrain With Americans gone, they’ve … Continue reading The Afghan Army Sucks →

Hey Q

You’ve done your part to show the truth Pizza parlor pedophiles controlling the earth Serpent DNA affecting birth Satan worshipers making evil mirth It started kinda funny Trump supporters showing Qs On signs and shirts and hats and things But they had some disturbing views An early Q guy from North Carolina Drove to DC … Continue reading Hey Q →

Delta Blues

The Mississippi Delta Is the home of the Blues Through hard times and hard lives Those guitar songs crooned Well, Delta Blues have come again This time in a shittier way That damn Delta COVID variant Got me blue most night and day Get the masks back on Postpone the travel plans Despite 18 months … Continue reading Delta Blues →

August in South Dakota: Harley Fat Boys and Cyber Ninjas

It’s August in South Dakota No time for us to fear Time again for Sturgis Motorcycles, drugs, and beer You’d think there might be push back Maybe scale back our sordid game Last year was a COVID super- spreader Maybe we should have some shame Hello no, screw that Delta variant We still ain’t learned … Continue reading August in South Dakota: Harley Fat Boys and Cyber Ninjas →

I’m a Smart Republican

I’m a smart Republican I elected Donald Trump I don’t believe in climate change Donald says it’s bunk Donald wants to build a wall And I’m all in with it One thing this country never needs Is filthy immigrants Donald said the COVID bug Was nothing too severe Just go to work, forget the mask … Continue reading I’m a Smart Republican →

Bad Dog

Chain link fence got a sign, says “BAD DOG” But I ain’t got no fear Man livin’ here ain’t got a dog Mostly sits on the porch and drinks Coors beer I don’t know this guy too good He sometimes packs a gun Seems nice enough when he’s smoking weed Heard he might be on … Continue reading Bad Dog →

Attention Dumb-Asses: Get Vaccinated

So you heard all about the vaccines we got And you think it’s some socialist communist plot And you ain’t throwin’ in with Sleepy Joe’s lot Trying to steal your American way What’s that you say You heard them shots might make you gay Or something about a microchip Bill Gates tryin’ to put into … Continue reading Attention Dumb-Asses: Get Vaccinated →