Clem’s Clarion Call

Tough makin’ it these days

Friend lost his job, tryin’ to find new ways

Clawing through the COVID haze

Keepin’ the wolf from the door

My buddy Clem says, rightly

Try to get some good sleep, nightly

‘Cause you never know what the next day holds

But the next day better sleep some too

Because I, for one, am pretty much through

Cringing with the COVID crew

Riding out this sad storm

Clem says it’s time to go

Gear it up and let it roll

Get up from defensive crouch

Get our asses off the couch

I think I’m likin’ Clem’s new flow

Clarion call to get up and go

Flip the script up in the show

Switch the stance from D to O

Clem knows a big party on Saturday night

Influential people, could be some leads

Clem wants me to come along

Help him see the forest and the trees

Gee, I’m not sure I should go out

My false bravado wanes

I know I talk lots of shit

But I’m not really tough, just sayin’

Clem says optimism should be our policy

Let’s go get some self-fulfilling prophecy

Clem’s wearing his lizard suit to the party

Says it’s so hard to get noticed in this town

As for me, I know it’s not costume

But I always go as a clown

Pictured above, my buddy, Clem Snide. Click the audio below to hear Clem’s band, the Mountain Goats, playing their new song, Lizard Suit.