I’m a Smart Republican

I’m a smart Republican I elected Donald Trump I don’t believe in climate change Donald says it’s bunk Donald wants to build a wall And I’m all in with it One thing this country never needs Is filthy immigrants Donald said the COVID bug Was nothing too severe Just go to work, forget the mask … Continue reading I’m a Smart Republican →

Attention Dumb-Asses: Get Vaccinated

So you heard all about the vaccines we got And you think it’s some socialist communist plot And you ain’t throwin’ in with Sleepy Joe’s lot Trying to steal your American way What’s that you say You heard them shots might make you gay Or something about a microchip Bill Gates tryin’ to put into … Continue reading Attention Dumb-Asses: Get Vaccinated →

Donald Trump’s #9 Dream

So long ago I was President In the White House, so carefree Had so many perks, you see And the law could not get to me Was it in a dream? Was it just a dream? I know, yes, I know It seemed so very real Seemed so real to me Took a walk down … Continue reading Donald Trump’s #9 Dream →

May The Truth Be With You

A lot of people talking And praying on it too How could things get so messed up Now what are we to do Not sure which way we’re headed Probably time to phone home Bad shit could be brewin’ Are those circling overhead drones? I heard the word out on the street People got suspicions … Continue reading May The Truth Be With You →