Louie Gohmert rides again To save election for his friend The much aggrieved, the Orange One They stole Don’s election, now he’s on the run When Dandy Don circles the wagons To steal the election, to let loose the Kraken He needs to find some able men When none come forward, that’s where Louie comes … Continue reading Louie Gohmert Rides Again
Pandemic Waikiki Christmas
Even a country mouse from Waipahu needs to get into the big city once in a while, and what better time than the winter holiday season. So, despite COVID concerns, I pushed down to Waikiki to see the sights and the lights. Why the Waikiki section of Honolulu? Because that’s where the lights are brightest, … Continue reading Pandemic Waikiki Christmas
Stuck Between Stations
Chugging down life’s clacking tracks Sipping a cool drink Inbound to Grand Central Got plenty time to think Of things to come And things to do My life is now so free A world of choice upon my plate So much I want to see Then COVID came a callin’ Now life is in deep … Continue reading Stuck Between Stations
Happy Pandemic Holidays
Hey everybody, let’s get it in gear For a very merry Christmas And a happy sappy New Year Renewal is upon us 2021 coming fast Just in time 2020 can kiss my ass The best laid plans of this past year Seem nothing more than joke When COVID came a callin’ Our plans went up … Continue reading Happy Pandemic Holidays
The Clown Car’s Out Of Gas
It’s a funny little clown car Kinda short and not too wide I’ve always had to marvel So many clowns inside There’s Rudy G and Sydney P And lawyers here and there And congressmen who have no shame And senators laid bare Frivolous lawsuits are Don’s thing And Rudy loves to please Don’t get me … Continue reading The Clown Car’s Out Of Gas
Steel Gray Sky
Steel gray sky today Heavy air not stirring Something looming, somewhere Three days of rain coming, they say So I should get out On this last dry day Riding in the car Pandemic traffic is light Mist falling Intermittent wipe Empty beach Flat surf lapping Cool morning light Dream-like and alone Walking on the sand … Continue reading Steel Gray Sky
See You in the Rearview
Philadelphia freedom, let it ring, let it ring Donald Trump’s cryin’, let it sting, let it sting Freedom-loving patriots, let us sing, let us sing The liar-in-chief is on his way out The victim-in-chief gonna pout, pout, pout The weasel-in-chief gonna try to cheat The tweeter-in-chief gonna tweet, tweet, tweet Hey Don, nobody cares about … Continue reading See You in the Rearview
The Bell Tolls
For whom the bell tolls It’s for you Don, so grab hold The reality you distorted Is now biting your hind quarters Super-spreader campaign rallies Won’t help you with your voting tallies When freezer trucks are in the alleys Picking up the dead Your rallies are more evidence Of your continued negligence It seems the … Continue reading The Bell Tolls
Super Don the COVID King
Super Don, the COVID king Cheated death, now watch him swing Back on the trail, the big campaign Spitting lies, makin’ it rain Over and over Don’s been wrong But still keeps singing the same old song COVID will disappear, like a miracle, someday But the virus keeps saying nay, nay, nay The body count … Continue reading Super Don the COVID King
Counting Down Your Sorry Time
Tick tick tock Tick tick tock Don’t look now That’s a clock Counting down your sorry time In the office you have slimed A 4-year presidential crime Come to light in bright sunshine What’s the matter, got no tricks Rudy G ain’t got a fix Durham Report ain’t gonna stick Unmasking Probe, they had to … Continue reading Counting Down Your Sorry Time