Mike Lindell seems like a nice guy Did you see him recently on Jimmie Kimmel Live? He likes to talk and has a good laugh Invented MyPillow, made lots of cash The guy started doing coke in ‘82 Switched to crack in the ‘90s Addicted for decades Wrecked his marriage Bottomed in 2009, and quit … Continue reading Back To Crack With Mike Lindell
The Afghan Army Sucks
20 years we’ve been training them 300,000 troops or more Centerpiece of Afghan security Hear the Afghan Army roar They outnumber Taliban fighters Got better equipment too Even got an Air Force Is there anything this Army can’t do? Well yes, actually, they can’t do much As far as holding terrain With Americans gone, they’ve … Continue reading The Afghan Army Sucks
Hey Q
You’ve done your part to show the truth Pizza parlor pedophiles controlling the earth Serpent DNA affecting birth Satan worshipers making evil mirth It started kinda funny Trump supporters showing Qs On signs and shirts and hats and things But they had some disturbing views An early Q guy from North Carolina Drove to DC … Continue reading Hey Q
Delta Blues
The Mississippi Delta Is the home of the Blues Through hard times and hard lives Those guitar songs crooned Well, Delta Blues have come again This time in a shittier way That damn Delta COVID variant Got me blue most night and day Get the masks back on Postpone the travel plans Despite 18 months … Continue reading Delta Blues
August in South Dakota: Harley Fat Boys and Cyber Ninjas
It’s August in South Dakota No time for us to fear Time again for Sturgis Motorcycles, drugs, and beer You’d think there might be push back Maybe scale back our sordid game Last year was a COVID super- spreader Maybe we should have some shame Hello no, screw that Delta variant We still ain’t learned … Continue reading August in South Dakota: Harley Fat Boys and Cyber Ninjas
I’m a Smart Republican
I’m a smart Republican I elected Donald Trump I don’t believe in climate change Donald says it’s bunk Donald wants to build a wall And I’m all in with it One thing this country never needs Is filthy immigrants Donald said the COVID bug Was nothing too severe Just go to work, forget the mask … Continue reading I’m a Smart Republican
Bad Dog
Chain link fence got a sign, says “BAD DOG” But I ain’t got no fear Man livin’ here ain’t got a dog Mostly sits on the porch and drinks Coors beer I don’t know this guy too good He sometimes packs a gun Seems nice enough when he’s smoking weed Heard he might be on … Continue reading Bad Dog
Attention Dumb-Asses: Get Vaccinated
So you heard all about the vaccines we got And you think it’s some socialist communist plot And you ain’t throwin’ in with Sleepy Joe’s lot Trying to steal your American way What’s that you say You heard them shots might make you gay Or something about a microchip Bill Gates tryin’ to put into … Continue reading Attention Dumb-Asses: Get Vaccinated
4th of July
Kids lighting firecrackers Down dusty cul de sacs Backyard dad barbeques Firing up the snacks It’s 4th of July Our country’s birth Time to celebrate Got my flag flying high Waving in the heat I look around our country today Plenty things to fear Democracy looks in tattered rags Please pass another beer This country … Continue reading 4th of July
Dear Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby, my man Nice to communicate with you again Yeah, I know you’ve been away Yeah, I can feel your pain Wild accusations, from fifty gals or so Tried to take you down But finally, vindication And you’re back out on the town Sure, we can all look back At some bad stuff we … Continue reading Dear Bill Cosby
Waipahu Bob 