My New Year’s Wish – A Reckoning

Hey Sarge, these tourists are getting a little frisky Another opportunity to start anew Each new year comes with hope Not sure where we’re heading to But onward with the grope I usually train my New Year thoughts On ways to self-improve You know, read more books, drop some weight Get my workouts in a … Continue reading My New Year’s Wish – A Reckoning →

Anti-Vax’ers and Darwin’s Law

Anti-vax lions -- kings of the COVID hill Hey you anti-vax’ers So sad to see you go Dying in big numbers Because you think you know But the numbers are in, and who would have guessed Following consensus-science health policy provides better outcomes Than fringe/no-science approaches The evidence is overwhelming I’ve looked at your anti-vax … Continue reading Anti-Vax’ers and Darwin’s Law →

Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit

Mark Meadows today is lookin’ like shit Chief of Staff for the orange nitwit Democracy be damned on Trump’s sick ship Sailing treasonous seas Trump couldn’t stand the American vote Filed 60 court cases, but none of them float Tried to throw electors out in the moat But his cheatin’ didn’t work Leading the charge … Continue reading Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit →

Let’s Go Brandon

“Let’s Go Brandon” They chanted from the pews Christian clowns at Texas church Spreading the Lord’s good news Hey you Christian cowards Why not say it straight “Fuck Joe Biden” Show us how you hate Sing it to the rafters Sing strong this holy war Show the world your twisted love And what your church … Continue reading Let’s Go Brandon →