A militia group stands in front of the governor’s office after armed protesters occupied the Michigan State Capitol building during a vote to approve the extension of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s stay-at-home order in Lansing, Michigan. Is this the type of “well regulated Militia” the Framers’ had in mind when crafting the Second Amendment? Credit...Seth Herald/Reuters … Continue reading Second Amendment Blues
Big Ben’s Final Bow
Second-to-last game of the year Monday night, there at home After 18 years playing for one team Ben Roethlisberger stands alone This season will be his last one Ben announced earlier, with class Two decades as Pittsburgh’s quarterback But time moves on, so must Ben, alas So the Steeler Nation has shown tonight Black and … Continue reading Big Ben’s Final Bow
Hong Kong Freedom Died Today
Hong Kong freedom died today Well, maybe it took a couple of years PRC keeps turning the vice Crushing freedom’s gears Yadda, yadda, yadda Signed a treaty in ‘97 Supposed to honor Hong Kong rules But who remembers way back then The 2019 Hong Kong protests Filled the world with awe College students to the … Continue reading Hong Kong Freedom Died Today
My New Year’s Wish – A Reckoning
Hey Sarge, these tourists are getting a little frisky Another opportunity to start anew Each new year comes with hope Not sure where we’re heading to But onward with the grope I usually train my New Year thoughts On ways to self-improve You know, read more books, drop some weight Get my workouts in a … Continue reading My New Year’s Wish – A Reckoning
Anti-Vax’ers and Darwin’s Law
Anti-vax lions -- kings of the COVID hill Hey you anti-vax’ers So sad to see you go Dying in big numbers Because you think you know But the numbers are in, and who would have guessed Following consensus-science health policy provides better outcomes Than fringe/no-science approaches The evidence is overwhelming I’ve looked at your anti-vax … Continue reading Anti-Vax’ers and Darwin’s Law
Joe Rogan – COVID Conspiracy King
Joe Rogan is a comedian And announces MMA Millions listen to his podcast To hear what he will say I like Joe and used to listen His podcast had cool guests Lots of comedians and MMA guys I liked those long talks best But Joe likes conspiracy theories too Had Alex Jones on the show, … Continue reading Joe Rogan – COVID Conspiracy King
Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit
Mark Meadows today is lookin’ like shit Chief of Staff for the orange nitwit Democracy be damned on Trump’s sick ship Sailing treasonous seas Trump couldn’t stand the American vote Filed 60 court cases, but none of them float Tried to throw electors out in the moat But his cheatin’ didn’t work Leading the charge … Continue reading Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit
Let’s Go Brandon
“Let’s Go Brandon” They chanted from the pews Christian clowns at Texas church Spreading the Lord’s good news Hey you Christian cowards Why not say it straight “Fuck Joe Biden” Show us how you hate Sing it to the rafters Sing strong this holy war Show the world your twisted love And what your church … Continue reading Let’s Go Brandon
I’m All Right
Yeah, I’ve done some stuff Tell me you ain’t done stuff too Ain’t too proud of everything Walking in these shoes I hurt some folks And some hurt me I wasn’t always right Just trying to live free I worked hard, played hard Hung in bars at night Chased booze, chased skirts Seen my share … Continue reading I’m All Right
Symphony of (MAGA) Destruction
You take a mortal man And make him president Watch him become a god Watch people's heads a-roll A-roll, A-roll Just like the Pied Piper Led rats through the streets MAGA fools dance like marionettes Swaying to the Symphony of Destruction Anti-democratic robots Their metal brains corrode You try to ease their fever Before their … Continue reading Symphony of (MAGA) Destruction