Donnie got a spankingKamala showed who’s bossDonnie’s dim-wit rally banterLed to prime-time loss The debate performance was clear to seeOne side professional and preparedThe other a half-baked carnival barkerLooking tired and scared Boom boom boom, she made her pointsOn questions she saw comingWhile Donnie belched his usual liesIn MAGA waters chumming On the question of … Continue reading The Big Debate:  Donnie Got a Spanking →

They'll never catch me in this golf cart In mid-July, Trump riding highPoll numbers had him smilingNow one month on, smiling goneAnd MAGA mules all crying New Fox poll released todayWith numbers that Trump hates6-point swing in national averageAnd down in battleground states Harris and Walz barnstorm with joyWhile Donald sits and stewsTrump doesn’t campaign … Continue reading Donald Trump:  Bum on the Run →

August 7, 2024, Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport. Overflow crowds listening to Kamala Harris outside, where screens were set up for those who couldn't see the stage. This is the event where Donald Trump (falsely) said there were no people, that photos were faked. Don's crowd-size envy is as bad as that other kind. Sleepy … Continue reading Then Kamala Came A-Callin’ →

The Republican Convention’s final nightWas supposed to lower the temperature on hateStated theme of the night, a slight MAGA tweak“Make America Once Again Great” Reverand Franklin Graham’s saintly praise of TrumpTo me, seemed quite ironicThen I remembered Franklin previously sayingOpposing President Trump was surely “demonic” Hand of God, yes hand of GodCertainly, was in playDon … Continue reading Oh, What a Night – Final Night of the Republican Convention →

Supreme Court has gone crazy with its MAGA manic waysJoe face-plants at big debate, now campaign down in flames Democratic luminaries all tow the party lineWhile 75% of voters tell Joe it’s past his time Got a raving orange lunatic leading in the pollsWith no laws left to bind him now, look out for rocky … Continue reading Hey Joe, Time to Go →

My family had to do it, and yes, it weren’t no fun When Dad’s truck rolled in a ditch again Something had to be done We didn’t wait for a bigger crash Or wish the thing away Dad didn’t want to give up driving But we made him anyway Now Uncle Joe’s running for president … Continue reading Time to Take the Keys Away →

The greasy pig, former President Donald Trump, speaks at press conference at Trump Tower the day after his conviction. The greasy pig done got caughtCan’t you hear the squealin’Dandy Don’s a felon nowFor election double dealin’ 34 counts, found guilty on allBy a jury of his peersTwelve solid citizens did their jobNow it’s time for … Continue reading The Greasy Pig Done Got Caught →

I wish I had just one small dropOf blood from that man’s veinsStanding tall against all oddsDespite the risk of chains They poisoned him with NovichokLethal nerve agent, military gradePutin wanted him not just deadBut slowly to feel pain He would have died on airline flightIf the crew didn’t bust routinePilot diverted to a nearby … Continue reading Death of a Hero →

It’s January, 2024, and the whole world’s lookin’ roundChips piled on the tableEverybody throwin’ downWonderin’ if crazy AmericaWill elect the Orange Clown……..again Putin’s made his big bet with a Ukraine power playIf Trump’s elected, says he’ll end the war in one dayLikely Ukraine would payDemocracy everywhere betrayedAmerican leadership tarnished, frayed Kim Jung Un is waiting … Continue reading 2024:  All The World All In →

Presidents must have total immunityThere are no legal linesSo says Donald Trump’s defenseThe Supreme Court now decides Court cases are closing inTrump defenses thin and weakHail Mary filings right and leftBut picture lookin’ bleak For Donald Trump, the anointed oneHe sees no need for lawsAnd MAGA mules on holy questAre jackals with big jaws They … Continue reading The Man Who Would Be King →