Hi everybody.  It's Easter night and I thought I'd record some rambling thoughts.  Listen and you will be enlightened on many pressing issues of the day.  Happy Easter! (click title to expand and allow audio)

After thinking hard about it for a couple of months, he was making the plunge.  He balanced the 12-foot long box on top of his shopping cart and awkwardly maneuvered the big rig toward the check-out. He was 55 years old and leery of starting a new sport at his advanced age, but he had … Continue reading The Case of the Missing Paddle Board →

May the Coronavirus NOT be with you. Here's what I was supposed to be saying: I notice a lot of people not coming out these days.  Everybody is afraid of the CORONAVIRUS, COVID-19. Nobody wants to get close to people, afraid they’re gonna get infected.  Not me, because I’ve got a new tactic, and here’s … Continue reading Stand-Up Comedy – Open Mic at the Downbeat Lounge – 3 March 2020 →

Happy New Year everybody.  The year is now 2020.  Pretty cool.

Many locals shun Waikiki, saying it's just for tourists, not worth the hassle, not worth fighting/paying for parking, everything is overpriced.  I, on the other hand, make semi-regular pilgrimages to this Mecca of tourism to see the sights, which include top-flight hotels and shops and bars, a beautiful beach, and a crazy throng of tourists … Continue reading 2019-12-19 Seasons Greetings from Waikiki →

If you live on Oahu, you owe it to yourself to get to the North Shore at least once every winter, because that’s when the big waves roll in.  And if you like to watch some surfing, the best place to watch is at the famed Banzai Pipeline.   The waves were supposed to be pumping … Continue reading 2019-12-11 Pipeline Masters →

In the last two weeks I watched all of the impeachment inquiry testimonies, as well as President Trump's response to them.  Have I mentioned I don't have a job? The following poem was inspired. ******************************************** Drumbeat of Lies Tell me again, oh Orange One How Obama is not a citizen How McCain is not a … Continue reading Drumbeat of Lies →

There was a total of 7 people, including the bartender,  in the Downbeat lounge for this comeback performance of Waipahu Bob, and most of them weren't paying me much attention.   What's wrong with these people.  I was dropping comedy gems up there!