Commander in Chief, Donald Trump The guy of bone spurs fame Calls fallen soldiers “suckers and losers” The weasel has no shame To salute the fallen at Belleau Wood NATO leaders braved the rain But not our Donny, who stayed in hotel Worried about his hair “I don’t get it.  What was in it for … Continue reading Commander in Chief →

You say Republican I say Trump-rump-lickin’ You say party convention I say too late for redemption No policy platform this year Just pledge to kiss Don’s fat rear The Grand Old Party ain’t lookin’ so grand Principles gone, clinging to a sham Deficit budgets, they got no worries Free trade, what’s the hurry Rule of … Continue reading The Grand Old Party →

Last day here at Sturgis Where at least we know we’re free To drink and drive and crystal meth Look tough for the TV If you dig Harley Fat Boys And guys who don’t miss meals Then saddle up for Sturgis Let’s make the young girls squeal We vroom-vroom up and down the street But … Continue reading Last Day At Sturgis →

An egg timer flips On the day we are born And sand starts a slippin’ Through life’s open door Like a Herc on the wing Or a boat under sail This journeying life Meets tumultuous gale COVID splashes windscreens And Frankfurt makes the call No gear down and no landing It’s Rudesheim and hold State … Continue reading Life On The Wing →

Tulsa Trumpers carry signs Dandy Don is so divine 6,000 strong, packed so tight Gunnin’ for a COVID fight Wear a mask, you kidding me Righteous fire sets me free We’re red Americans, not the blue COVID scare is all fake news Against advice of all the docs The Orange One struts peacock For fawning … Continue reading Louie Gohmert 2024 →

Out of the tent Into cold morning air Scattered fog hovers in the gorge A lingering ghost Fading in twilight Rippling stream Heard, but not seen Over the knoll Down through the trees Splash cold water on the face Hike upstream to a promising place Where the white water lulls The water pools deep Piece … Continue reading Fishing for Breakfast →

Hot summer, hot summer Oh boy, here we come Got marching in the streets again Without the fife and drum The COVID crisis creeps along Can’t wish that thing away Forget about next ocean swell This first wave’s here to stay How much money can we swing Keep jobless folks afloat Sorry, half you dine-in … Continue reading Hot Summer →

Holiday’s coming Let’s get in the mood To walk tall and proud For the red, white and blue On Fourth of July The Founders got started Live free or die Not for faint hearted They spun a dream And we’re still fightin’ for it Not just white landed men We’re all now a part of … Continue reading Yankee Doodle Bobby →

I’m so woke I cringe with shame White privilege is to blame I march lockstep with leftie friends Like a secular religion Without deep knee bends We stand and show how sorry we are Then drive home quick in luxury cars I bow to all marginalized groups I have no say in their affairs White … Continue reading Cult of Wokeness →