I’m a Real Arizona Republican

Far right radio host Alex Jones walks through the rally of pro Trump supporters outside the Maricopa County Recorder's Office, Thursday, Nov. 5, 2020, in Phoenix. (AP Photo/Matt York). When Alex Jones is on your side, might be time to reassess your side. I ‘m a real Republican In the great state of Arizona By … Continue reading I’m a Real Arizona Republican →

The Cover-Up Club

Remember how I faked the potential path of a hurricane on that weather chart. Is there any way we can do that with the certificates of electors in a few states. Let's give it a try. Join us in our subterfugeHelp us swirl the dustHelp us slow the wheels of justiceHelp the gears to rust … Continue reading The Cover-Up Club →

Hong Kong Freedom Died Today

Hong Kong freedom died today Well, maybe it took a couple of years PRC keeps turning the vice Crushing freedom’s gears Yadda, yadda, yadda Signed a treaty in ‘97 Supposed to honor Hong Kong rules But who remembers way back then The 2019 Hong Kong protests Filled the world with awe College students to the … Continue reading Hong Kong Freedom Died Today →

My New Year’s Wish – A Reckoning

Hey Sarge, these tourists are getting a little frisky Another opportunity to start anew Each new year comes with hope Not sure where we’re heading to But onward with the grope I usually train my New Year thoughts On ways to self-improve You know, read more books, drop some weight Get my workouts in a … Continue reading My New Year’s Wish – A Reckoning →

Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit

Mark Meadows today is lookin’ like shit Chief of Staff for the orange nitwit Democracy be damned on Trump’s sick ship Sailing treasonous seas Trump couldn’t stand the American vote Filed 60 court cases, but none of them float Tried to throw electors out in the moat But his cheatin’ didn’t work Leading the charge … Continue reading Mark Meadows Looks Like Shit →

Let’s Go Brandon

“Let’s Go Brandon” They chanted from the pews Christian clowns at Texas church Spreading the Lord’s good news Hey you Christian cowards Why not say it straight “Fuck Joe Biden” Show us how you hate Sing it to the rafters Sing strong this holy war Show the world your twisted love And what your church … Continue reading Let’s Go Brandon →

Statement by Donald J. Trump (This loser just won’t quit)

The orange narcissistic clown Trying to tear democracy down Throwing lies all over town This loser just won’t quit Recounts and audits and 60 court cases Lookin’ for a win, but there are no traces Of credibility in his false claims Gee Don, we’re really scared Republicans not voting Do we dare Hope for such … Continue reading Statement by Donald J. Trump (This loser just won’t quit) →

Mike Pence: What Manner of Man

Saw Mike Pence on Fox today Trying to get back in the political game Milk toast personality back on display Testing the MAGA waters Spent four years on his knees Licking Donald’s balls A God-fearing man of righteous faith More like Satan’s pawn Pence said Jan 6 was no big deal Hannity nodded in agreement … Continue reading Mike Pence: What Manner of Man →

4th of July

Kids lighting firecrackers Down dusty cul de sacs Backyard dad barbeques Firing up the snacks It’s 4th of July Our country’s birth Time to celebrate Got my flag flying high Waving in the heat I look around our country today Plenty things to fear Democracy looks in tattered rags Please pass another beer This country … Continue reading 4th of July →

Donald Trump’s #9 Dream

So long ago I was President In the White House, so carefree Had so many perks, you see And the law could not get to me Was it in a dream? Was it just a dream? I know, yes, I know It seemed so very real Seemed so real to me Took a walk down … Continue reading Donald Trump’s #9 Dream →