Televangelist Paula White, who also chairs the president’s evangelical advisory board, said that Christians who don't support President Donald Trump will have to answer to God The Reverend Franklin Graham, Billy’s son, described opposition to President Donald Trump as being “demonic” He may grab ‘em by the pussy, but all in good fun He may … Continue reading Hey Christians, How’s Your Boy?
Author: Waipahu Bob
Fisherman’s Wharf Parable
Me and Rick, summer of '81 Met up in San Francisco Roving reporters on the beat, so to speak Sitting on a wall at Fisherman’s Wharf With ice cream cones Enjoying the sunny day scene A man walked toward us with a big colorful parrot on his shoulder Rick said, gee, that’s so cool Walking … Continue reading Fisherman’s Wharf Parable
Rain Check Blues
Was thinking ‘bout some travel Some places I might go Then COVID came a callin’ And put my moves on hold Thought of working part time Or volunteer in town But virus is a stalkin’ So better hunker down Friend gonna have a party Outside and on his deck I told him sorry … Continue reading Rain Check Blues
In My Dream
In my dream A big bus rolls along And bounces down the road Kids laugh and scream On roller coaster ride In my dream A canoe fights white water Thrashing for a way To find the calm again In my dream I’m running through the trees Chased by laughing men Running toward a cliff Wondering … Continue reading In My Dream
My Corona2
I sit at home All bunker like World turning in my mind I peak outside But dare I go To see who else alive Stay away, stay away, at least six feet or more Don’t sneeze or cough, or spit or piss You lousy dirty whores Behind your masks You’re all suspects I … Continue reading My Corona2
My Corona
How are you? As Wuhan flu runs wild My Corona Virus day is boring Isolating with my wife Wake up and rinse, repeat Groundhog movie life All this time at home You’d think I’d get in shape But Netflix keeps on streamin’ And lunch is on the plate Read a little, write … Continue reading My Corona
Nobody Gets Out Alive
Nobody Gets Out Alive This is it, again, and here Our bubble lives cringe with fear We fight to work and fight at home COVID deaths die alone Young and restless morals test Love yourself or love the rest Beaches boom with no regrets Grandma sits at home and frets Take comfort … Continue reading Nobody Gets Out Alive
Easter Ramblings
Hi everybody. It's Easter night and I thought I'd record some rambling thoughts. Listen and you will be enlightened on many pressing issues of the day. Happy Easter! (click title to expand and allow audio)
The Case of the Missing Paddle Board
After thinking hard about it for a couple of months, he was making the plunge. He balanced the 12-foot long box on top of his shopping cart and awkwardly maneuvered the big rig toward the check-out. He was 55 years old and leery of starting a new sport at his advanced age, but he had … Continue reading The Case of the Missing Paddle Board
Stand-Up Comedy – Open Mic at the Downbeat Lounge – 3 March 2020
May the Coronavirus NOT be with you. Here's what I was supposed to be saying: I notice a lot of people not coming out these days. Everybody is afraid of the CORONAVIRUS, COVID-19. Nobody wants to get close to people, afraid they’re gonna get infected. Not me, because I’ve got a new tactic, and here’s … Continue reading Stand-Up Comedy – Open Mic at the Downbeat Lounge – 3 March 2020