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Life On The Wing

An egg timer flips On the day we are born And sand starts a slippin’ Through life’s open door Like a Herc on the wing Or a boat under sail This journeying life Meets tumultuous gale COVID splashes windscreens And Frankfurt makes the call No gear down and no landing It’s Rudesheim and hold State … Continue reading Life On The Wing →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized August 2, 2020 1 Minute

Louie Gohmert 2024

Tulsa Trumpers carry signs Dandy Don is so divine 6,000 strong, packed so tight Gunnin’ for a COVID fight Wear a mask, you kidding me Righteous fire sets me free We’re red Americans, not the blue COVID scare is all fake news Against advice of all the docs The Orange One struts peacock For fawning … Continue reading Louie Gohmert 2024 →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized July 29, 2020 1 Minute

Join My Tribe

Join my tribe Join my tribe It’s us or them Us or them There’s a guy on the radio Calls himself the “the real American” But what does that make me Who thinks half his views are shit Like flag-hugging Trump At a red state rally False patriotic tunes Crooked Tin Pan Alley Don’t push … Continue reading Join My Tribe →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized July 14, 2020September 22, 2021 1 Minute

Fishing for Breakfast

Out of the tent Into cold morning air Scattered fog hovers in the gorge A lingering ghost Fading in twilight Rippling stream Heard, but not seen Over the knoll Down through the trees Splash cold water on the face Hike upstream to a promising place Where the white water lulls The water pools deep Piece … Continue reading Fishing for Breakfast →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized July 12, 2020 1 Minute

Hot Summer

Hot summer, hot summer Oh boy, here we come Got marching in the streets again Without the fife and drum The COVID crisis creeps along Can’t wish that thing away Forget about next ocean swell This first wave’s here to stay How much money can we swing Keep jobless folks afloat Sorry, half you dine-in … Continue reading Hot Summer →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized July 8, 2020July 8, 2020 1 Minute

Yankee Doodle Bobby

Holiday’s coming Let’s get in the mood To walk tall and proud For the red, white and blue On Fourth of July The Founders got started Live free or die Not for faint hearted They spun a dream And we’re still fightin’ for it Not just white landed men We’re all now a part of … Continue reading Yankee Doodle Bobby →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized July 2, 2020 1 Minute

Cult of Wokeness

I’m so woke I cringe with shame White privilege is to blame I march lockstep with leftie friends Like a secular religion Without deep knee bends We stand and show how sorry we are Then drive home quick in luxury cars I bow to all marginalized groups I have no say in their affairs White … Continue reading Cult of Wokeness →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized June 26, 2020 1 Minute

Twisted Times

This season sits on twisted times And good cheer gone awry The world’s aflame with climate change And despots on the rise COVID kills the elderly And then some, still not sure Stop the world and stay at home Please hurry with that cure Our politics just make me sick No beacon for the world … Continue reading Twisted Times →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized June 25, 2020 1 Minute

Happy New Year

Years ago, on a Delta flight  I asked the lady next to me if she liked to party She said, “Once yes, but now is time for different things” In my mind her words still ring Who’s gonna party tonight, this year, this life? I was once a partier, now alcoholic, right? Since most parties … Continue reading Happy New Year →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized June 19, 2020January 3, 2023 1 Minute

Show this Bum the Door

Trump tweets a crazy conspiracy theory with no evidence to support Says guy might be ANTIFA provocateur trying to block police comm Says he fell harder than he was pushed Says it could be a set-up The 75-year-old protestor lay on the street, blood spilling from his head Who stands with this man? Who stands … Continue reading Show this Bum the Door →

Waipahu Bob Uncategorized June 9, 2020June 27, 2023 1 Minute

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