Been drinking too much lately Prob’bly smoking too much too Not exercising near enough Despite nothing else to do Been going on for several months Not sure I really care But lately I been thinking I’m in a state of disrepair A state of disrepair I say A state of disrepair My body’s getting creaky … Continue reading …………State of Disrepair………… →

Donnie gone and caught the COVID First, just let me say Get well soon, do not suffer Yes, we all will pray Now moving on, I think we know Donald likes to win Good news here, Don knows a cure Hydroxychloroquine Don’t forget the other stuff Don can use in this fight He could chug … Continue reading Karma Is A Bitch →

COVID super-spreader campaign Coming soon to you Dandy Donnie’s swing-state visits Make health officials swoon Science says avoid large crowds And always wear a mask But Donnie herds his loyal fans To breathe a sordid gas When asked if the rally was safe Don said, of course, good Lord Because I stand up high on … Continue reading Donald’s Super Spreader Campaign →

The stars are up there laughing See the twinkle in their eyes Gazing on our foolish world As we flirt with our demise Nuclear weapons proliferate But no one seems to care Donald Trump talks lots of shit But more focused on his hair Climate change is gaining steam Just look around the globe Hard … Continue reading The Stars Are Laughing →

My earliest memory is Kitchen high chairin’ Spoon slap slappin’ Cereal bowl splashin’ Splash splash splash Fun fun Splash splash fun Then cereal bowl goes flyin’ Flyin’ to the floor Fun fun fun “Til Mommy comes through door Mommy is not happy As she looks around the room Bang bang bang, I go Then Mommy … Continue reading Cereal Bowl Splashin’ →

Donnie’s Daddy gave him money ‘Bout a half a billion Donny lies, says he’s self-made Instead, financial ruin Atlantic City casinos Was Don’s first big move alone Ended in a billion lost Donnie, time to phone home He tried to get his aging Dad To change his will, all-Don It didn’t work like Donnie wanted … Continue reading An Analysis of Donald Trump’s Finances →

The running back had plowed His helmet through my shoulder Derby’s all-state running back Was like a rolling boulder I stood and shook my dangling arm A numbing stinging pain Thoughts were swirling in my head I should probably leave the game It was midway through my sophomore year I had recently won the spot … Continue reading Huddle Up →

Commander in Chief, Donald Trump The guy of bone spurs fame Calls fallen soldiers “suckers and losers” The weasel has no shame To salute the fallen at Belleau Wood NATO leaders braved the rain But not our Donny, who stayed in hotel Worried about his hair “I don’t get it.  What was in it for … Continue reading Commander in Chief →

You say Republican I say Trump-rump-lickin’ You say party convention I say too late for redemption No policy platform this year Just pledge to kiss Don’s fat rear The Grand Old Party ain’t lookin’ so grand Principles gone, clinging to a sham Deficit budgets, they got no worries Free trade, what’s the hurry Rule of … Continue reading The Grand Old Party →

Last day here at Sturgis Where at least we know we’re free To drink and drive and crystal meth Look tough for the TV If you dig Harley Fat Boys And guys who don’t miss meals Then saddle up for Sturgis Let’s make the young girls squeal We vroom-vroom up and down the street But … Continue reading Last Day At Sturgis →