Sometimes you’ve got to forget all this political crap, and just dance. Who’s with me?
I think I love Donald Trump
Warmly floating MAGA trance
Reality can’t change my feelings
I just hit the floor and dance
Let’s dance
Put on your slippers and slide for Donald Trump
Hear that husky voice
Lose your body in the music
Is there really any choice?
Good red blooded American music
Off the floor if you can’t stand the heat
No Latino music for this crowd
Not to mention Afro beats
White-blooded Christians loving to move
Got some triple-K patriots feeling the groove
Post-Vestal Virgins got nothing to prove
Are ready for some dirty dancin’
Actual rhythm not much on display
These real men think dancin’ is gay
Best they can do is a cult-like sway
Hoping nobody can see them
Let’s dance
Put on your slippers and slide for the King
Don likes the baubles, so show him your bling
You can tap your foot, but don’t try to sing
Let’s Dance
Put on your slippers and slide
Enjoy that Republican ride
We got no rhythm but we try
Watch us make those lefties cry
I said, let’s really dance
Down to your underpants
You might sense our fascist stance
Too bad you’re in a trance
This Seinfeld scene is so insane
All the dancing like Elaine
Does anybody have a brain?
Sorry, no, it’s down the drain
Oh no, I think I love Donald Trump
Let’s dance
Waipahu Bob 