Trump playin’ Putin patty-cake
To pave the way for peace
Trump not big on history books
Or lessons that they teach
Russia wants more Ukrainian land
Pay up, if you want peace
Don says, “No biggie, we’ll draw new lines
Just leave it all to me”
Give the invader at bit more land
And that should do the trick
Chamberlain tried it in ‘38
And Hitler kicked his dick
But Don and Vlad are such good friends
They’ve been through so much together
Both suffered the Russia-Russia hoax
Now bounded buds forever
Fact check, fact check, sorry Don
Russia interference was no hoax
Bipartisan reports prove the point
Despite the lies you stoke
Don’s warped love of a ruthless invader
Is steering our foreign policy
I hope Congress wakes on up
And finally smells the coffee
Don’s delusions reach new heights
As MAGA Christians fluff his calling
They tell him he was sent from God
Trump’s ego keeps snowballing
Hey Don, how ‘bout growing a spine
A brain would be useful too
Stop letting the war criminal Putin slide
And give that devil his due
Waipahu Bob 