Reporter: “We’re seeing as a result (of tariffs) that ports here in the U.S., the traffic has really slowed and now thousands of dockworkers and truck drivers are worried about their jobs.”
President Trump: “That means we lose less money. When you say it slowed down, that’s a good thing, not a bad thing.”
One hundred days of Donald Trump
All hail the toddler king
Bow down before the mighty one
Or feel the MAGA sting
Executive orders large and small
The constitution under attack
Don ends birthright citizenship
And plastic straws are back
This man shames our nation’s name
Throws allies to the wind
Struts with dictators, so allured
In them he sees more of him
North Korean-style cabinet meetings are
Disgraceful and absurd
Lick Don’s balls while singing praise
And stuff his ass with pearls
Supreme Court ruled 9 to 0
Bring back that hijacked man
But Don says, “Squeeze me, sphincter says what”
That’s not his Wayne’s World plan
Big deal maker, he wrote a book
But now it’s plain to see
His worldwide tariff policy sucks
From sea to shining sea
No ships coming into West Coast ports
Don says we’re saving money
Import storm clouds fully formed
But Don still thinks it’s sunny
Trump supporters say give him time
Rome wasn’t built in a day
Maybe that’s true, but it burned down fast
And our Nero’s throwing on hay
Waipahu Bob 