I hate to be too quick to judge
So, I gave the new president a month
Winds up he’s the same old guy
Fat orange grifting dunce
Still selling crap for MAGA faithful
Like cards and bibles and shoes
New meme coin got some crypto stink
For chumps who have no clues
Trump swore an oath to defend the constitution
But his hand wasn’t on the bible
So, he canceled birthright citizenship
Fuck the constitution, let’s get tribal
Independent watchdogs, Don don’t like ‘em
Looking for fraud and graft
Friday-night-fired 14 Inspectors General
All hail new MAGA staff
Run-amuck Musk and his teenage brain trust
Made all government payments stop
Head Start programs, meals on wheels
All feel the chopping block
Hey Big Don, Congress approved those funds
Congress has the power of the purse
What’s that you say, you’re doing it anyway
As the constitution rides by in a hearse
Russian war crimes keep on mounting
But King Donald doesn’t care
Just stop the war quick, let Russia off the hook
Don’s more worried about his hair
Solving the war in Gaza is easy
Move Palestinians to Egypt and Jordan
Another classic real estate deal
Trump Towers on the Mediterranean
His cabinet picks are full of twits
Lacking experience, character, and brains
Good people thrown out with the bad
As our government circles the drain
DOJ and FBI are squarely in his sights
Getting stacked with boot-licking vassals
The Trump crime spree is gathering speed
With no threat of legal hassles
I hope to live long enough
To see Dandy Don out the door again
But it will take some people growing spines
To end the MAGA religion
Waipahu Bob 