The Big Debate:  Donnie Got a Spanking

Donnie got a spanking
Kamala showed who’s boss
Donnie’s dim-wit rally banter
Led to prime-time loss

The debate performance was clear to see
One side professional and prepared
The other a half-baked carnival barker
Looking tired and scared

Boom boom boom, she made her points
On questions she saw coming
While Donnie belched his usual lies
In MAGA waters chumming

On the question of immigration
Kamala answered rat tat tat
Then threw a jab at Trump’s rally crowds
And Donnie walked into the trap

Criticize Trump’s rallies
He just can’t let that ride
Spent 90 seconds of his two-minute slot
Blustering on about crowd size

Then Don discussed Haitian immigrants in Springfield, OH
Fear mongering without facts
Said they were illegals, but that’s not true
And they’re not eating the dogs and cats

Demented, confused and delusional
Trump spun his web of lies
When even refuted by the town’s mayor
Said he must be a RINO guy

Trump thought his usual rally banter
Would work in a televised debate
Sorry Don, not buying your con
And we’re tired of your MAGA hate