Donald Trump:  Bum on the Run

They’ll never catch me in this golf cart

In mid-July, Trump riding high
Poll numbers had him smiling
Now one month on, smiling gone
And MAGA mules all crying

New Fox poll released today
With numbers that Trump hates
6-point swing in national average
And down in battleground states

Harris and Walz barnstorm with joy
While Donald sits and stews
Trump doesn’t campaign with JD Vance
Thinks he’s a weirdo, too

As JD fizzles on the trail
Trump’s campaign on the brink
But Dandy Don ain’t got new tricks
And he can’t shake Project 2025 stink

Don’s legal issues still got legs
Jack Smith is sure not done
Despite Supreme Court MAGA meddling
The bum still on the run

Truth usually finds a way to light
And bums their just desserts
Don’s lying past keeps spilling out
Despite what he asserts

The bum is on the run now
And that’s where he should stay
Lose the election, lose his wealth
And let a jury have their say