The Greasy Pig Done Got Caught

The greasy pig, former President Donald Trump, speaks at press conference at Trump Tower the day after his conviction.

The greasy pig done got caught
Can’t you hear the squealin’
Dandy Don’s a felon now
For election double dealin’

34 counts, found guilty on all
By a jury of his peers
Twelve solid citizens did their job
Now it’s time for beers

Let’s celebrate this judgment day
The moral arc is bending
MAGA mules seem so confused
By righteousness ascending

The ranting, raving orange mug
Now calls America a fascist state
MAGA toads fall in line
Vote for Don and vote for hate

Trump deserves no pity
He’s still lying and denying, his usual game
Trump is the most corrupt president in history
At least Nixon had some shame

May the truth be with you
May justice be served
May the reckoning come