
It’s January, 2024, and the whole world’s lookin’ round
Chips piled on the table
Everybody throwin’ down
Wonderin’ if crazy America
Will elect the Orange Clown……..again
Putin’s made his big bet with a Ukraine power play
If Trump’s elected, says he’ll end the war in one day
Likely Ukraine would pay
Democracy everywhere betrayed
American leadership tarnished, frayed
Kim Jung Un is waiting in the wings
For his lovestruck buddy, Don
Kim’s got more beautiful letters in the wait
‘Cause conmen love to con
And it’s so easy to flatter Don
NATO is getting a wakeup call
And that ain’t all bad
But Trump, more than once, says he’ll let them fall
Only thing he cares about is building a wall
And his buddy Putin’s got lots of gold
Trump doesn’t care about the rules-based world order
Which has enriched America and kept world peace
Trump only cares about making a buck
And finding a sucker to fleece
China knows how to play Donald Trump
Did I say “play” or “pay”
Maybe Ivanka can have more Chinese trademark deals
That’s how she makes hay
Or maybe just a big bag of money
To help keep Mar a Lago afloat
Trump’s legal bills are mounting up
When it comes to crimes, Don’s the GOAT
Not sure which way Iran is leaning
None of their leaders suck up to Trump
That spells bad news for them
Unless they start licking some rump
Oh yeah, one more gamble in this mix
American democracy is on the line
We’re betting big on old jockey Joe
And the skinny horse he rides
Come on Joe, make it ‘round that track
Fat-ass Don is gaining
His MAGA nag may be foaming at the mouth
But democracy’s horse is fading
It’s gonna come down to the final stretch
This election could go either way
Lots of folks pulling for the MAGA nag
I’m all in for Joe……and democracy