Presidents must have total immunity
There are no legal lines
So says Donald Trump’s defense
The Supreme Court now decides
Court cases are closing in
Trump defenses thin and weak
Hail Mary filings right and left
But picture lookin’ bleak
For Donald Trump, the anointed one
He sees no need for laws
And MAGA mules on holy quest
Are jackals with big jaws
They snort and shout and thrash about
To turn back hands of time
White Christian Nationalists stepping up
To bask in orange slime
No laws for old King Donny
Upon his MAGA throne
Better build that wall we want down south
Or we’ll cut you to the bone
Or ship you off to intern camps
To teach you the MAGA way
How to bow to Ol’ King Don
And give him all your pay
America, America
Please don’t fall for this
The fouling of our freedom march
With orange MAGA mist
Trump and his MAGA movement must die
Of course, metaphorically
But if Presidents are totally immune
Joe could order that hit today
Just kiddin’ Joe, don’t sink so low
Order a hit, you know I’m playin’
But if Seal Team 6 has got some tricks
I don’t know, I’m just sayin’
Waipahu Bob 