Who’d a thought in 2024
Civil War history would come to fore
In the Presidential primary up north
Nikki Haley whiffed, didn’t mention slavery as a cause
Damn, Nikki, that’s a tough one to miss
Led to a couple days of viral content piss
Caused Nikki’s campaign to sadly lament
Nikki had to backpedal with new slavery content
Trump, the political shark, smelled blood in the water
Nikki been creepin’ up in the polls
Added new Civil War bit to his rally speech
Give Nikki a kicki, see Donnie roll
Trump delivered at a Newton, Iowa campaign event
Mixed the Civil War in with other crazy shit
The election Big Lie, Deep State cries, legal woe sighs
But it was the Civil War shit that hit the fan
In a trance-like state, Don said the Civil War was so “fascinating, horrible, fascinating”
Said he’s “so attracted to seeing it”
Not sure what Don was smoking
But keep it from the kids
Trump criticized President Abraham Lincoln
The war was so awful, so many mistakes
Don says he could have negotiated a solution, instead of war
Not sure how much slavery Don’s deal would allow for
Main thing would be Don’s TV ratings, maybe crowd size
When they signed on the dotted line
The new slavery agreement
Move over Missouri, it’s the Mar a Lago Compromise
Slavery allowed, but only 4 days a week
After that, them slaves get rest
Who can argue with this fine agreement
Trump deals are always the best
Yes, let’s again give this stable genius the keys
Who can say he’s not fit to lead
When even the Civil War he can skate past with ease
Four more years of Donald, please?
Waipahu Bob 