Republican faithful are outraged
Outraged, I say
Donald Trump was indicted in New York
Oh, what a shameful day
MAGA luminaries lining up
To show their cult credentials
Spew hateful bile at law enforcers
It’s MAGA style essential
Josh Hawley is mightily outraged
And Greene and Boebert, the MAGA girls
Ted Cruz is righteous in anger
Lindsey Graham clutches his pearls
Kevin McCarthy says it’s an unprecedented abuse of power
Jim Jordan says outrageous and sick
Stefanik and Scalise cry election interference
The irony is getting thick
Outrage, outrage, but wait a sec
Yeah, I see your frown
You weren’t outraged on Jan 6
When Trump dragged our country down
No outrage for election lies
Or Capital officers with gouged eyes
Or fake electors in disguise
Was all that shit OK?
How about outrage for a President
Who shakes down a country at war
No, not outraged, you think it’s fine
To treat our allies like whores
How about outrage over Trump University
Or the sham Trump Foundation charity
Both court-ordered to shut down
Trump grifting is no rarity
Predictable, ill-informed knee-jerk reactions
MAGA selective outrage so absurd
Positions devoid of facts or logic
To serve the Orange Turd
All you MAGA bleeding hearts
Can kiss my independent ass
Trump’s slime tide is rolling out
Let’s see who’s wearing pants
Waipahu Bob 