Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la, la la la la
Except Donald Trump and his criminal cronies
Na na na na, na na na na
No, the season brings no joy
Bad boy Donnie not getting’ any toys
But rest easy, Don, you’ll soon get presents
Early next year, likely multiple indictments
Still Don, all clad in his gold-thread night shirt
Posts Truth Social lies, still dishin’ false dirt
The 2020 election still fresh in his mind
Thinks he can change it by repeating his lies
Well at least Don’s tax records are secure
What’s that you say, no I hadn’t heard
Don’s taxes finally released to the world
Yeah, Don lied there too
Not sure if he lied about E. Jean Carroll
And the Bergdorf Goodman dressing room
Don says she’s not his type
Trial set for April on claims he raped her
The holiday season brings welcome relief
Unless you’re the focus of the Jan 6 Report, just released
And a felonious pig who can’t get enough grease
To slip from the ugly truth
Trump children make the Mar a Lago show
Required family photos, grandkids in tow
Everything glitters, because everything’s gold
It’s a Mar a Lago Christmas
No sign of Melania, but I heard a scream
Among the ever-festive blood-red trees
Donald’s small hands stalk her in dreams
It’s Christmas time on Elm Street
So many lawyers with so many fears
Who’s gonna lose their law license next year
Frivolous lawsuits give Donnie cheer
But malpractice comes with a price
But let’s get back to holiday joy
Mar a Lago festivities never annoy
Lots of big money and lots of big toys
All cheer the Orange Santa
Hey everybody!
Merry Christmas from Mar a Lago!
Can’t you just feel the holiday cheer oozing from this place?
Waipahu Bob 