Do it, Donald, run again
I double-dare you, dog
Announce your presidential bid
While squealing like a hog
Nobody has been so persecuted as Don
At least to hear him tell it
Donald’s lies more rancid now
You hear it and you smell it
Ultra-MAGA mid-term failures
Would stop a normal man
But Dandy Don has got to con
To stay out of the can
Court cases are piling up
Please quench my legal thirst
The only question now at hand
Is which indictment first
The Fulton County DA’s got
Evidence by the loads
Including the infamous telephone call
“Just find me 11,780 votes”
And fake electors in all swing states
The MAGA seas they sail
But DOJ is tracking them down
Better save some cash for bail
One indictment that’s sure to come
Based on Trump’s stolen executive documents
Top Secret papers don’t belong at Mar a Lago
Despite Don’s shrill laments
Trump is a political dead man walking
Even though he doesn’t know it
He may not think the voters see
But this time they will show it
The only question on my mind
As I gaze into the stars
Which comes first for Dandy Don
Election defeat or jail bars
Waipahu Bob 