Ding dong, the witch is dead
Which old witch?
The Arizona witch
Ding dong, the ‘zona witch is dead
Kari Lake was Donald’s last chance
For a big Trump splash in the election dance
To keep the shrinking faithful in a MAGA trance
But sorry Don, she’s a loser
Arizona’s new governor is Katie Hobbs
Not a slick talker, just sticks to the job
Despite the many lies Kari Lake lobs
Katie won the vote
But election denying is Kari Lake’s thing
Went to Mar a Lago to kiss the fat man’s ring
On the rally stage, said Trump should still be king
What will Kari do now?
Concede graciously, that would be some class
But not Cari’s style, since she’s a total ass
She’d rather throw red meat onto the MAGA mass
Then simply tell the truth
But the good people of Arizona state
Must have gotten tired of bozos at the gate
Talking God-fearin’, but only spewing hate
The voters kicked them to the curb
People seem to be a little bit tired
Of bogus claims by election deniers
And a Republican party full of big fat liars
Whining “whoa is me”
QAnon crowd needs to crunch some new numbers
Once again their theories seem to be encumbered
By real truth waking them from their twisted slumbers
Darn those stubborn facts
This is great news for democracy
Election deniers losing sea to sea
Restores my faith in this great country
And so we soldier on
Arizona Republican gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake cheers with her supporters at the Republican election night watch party in Scottsdale, Arizona, on November 8. Ross D. Franklin/AP
Lake has said she wouldn’t have certified the 2020 vote for Biden, saying that it was “corrupt, rotten.” She even filed a lawsuit, which has since been dismissed by a federal judge, that made false claims about issues with vote-counting machines and sought to require Arizona officials to tabulate 2022 ballots by hand.
Unlike Lake, most Arizonans are confident in the state’s elections: A Center for the Future of Arizona/HighGround Public Affairs poll released in October found that 70 percent of likely voters in Arizona believed the state’s elections were secure and 77 percent believed the 2022 results would be accurate.
Waipahu Bob 