Lawyers needing lawyers
Seems to be the way
When representing Donald Trump
It’s into dark they stray
Just ask Michael Cohen
The story of his woes
Pays Stormy off for Donald
Then into jail he goes
Campaign finance violation
Done for Donald Trump
Somehow Donald never charged
Only Cohen takes the lumps
Enchanted by the MAGA movement
So proud to serve the king
They see the golden toilets
And are blinded by the bling
Rudy Giuliani takes the cake
For lawyers gone awry
Schlepped Donald’s shit all over Ukraine
Then peddled the election BIG LIE
How ‘bout that Johnny Eastman
Poster boy for corruption
Champion of the fake elector plot
The foiled legal insurrection
The feds are coming after him
And they don’t aim to play
When Johnny joined on Donald’s team
I’m sure he rues the day
And there’s Jenna Ellis and Sidney Powell
Forever more besmirched
And one-time pal, a guy name Lin (Wood)
Now roll in legal dirt
And how ‘bout the new girl, lawyer Christina Bobb
Quite dumb the way I see it
Took Donald’s word no more secrets there
And signed the affidavit
Then FBI raids Mar a Lago
And finds a bunch more secrets
Christina Bobb with egg on face
Now emmeshed in her own legal shit
Trump lawyers needing lawyers
Some facts they can’t deny
They may talk big on Fox TV
But in court the lies don’t fly
They sold their legal souls
To kiss the fat man’s ring
Will be interesting to see, as the noose tightens
Which ones want to sing
Christina Bobb
Bobb, a former OANN anchor with longtime ties to Trump world, has been involved in multiple Trump-related legal and political battles, including efforts to challenge the results of the 2020 election. She was reportedly in the Willard Hotel with top Trump allies as they monitored efforts to subvert the election outcome in the lead-up to the electoral college certification.
Waipahu Bob 