Louie, oh Louie, let me count the ways
The ways that I revile you
Does the great state of Texas love this son?
Or maybe just his county?
Dr. Simone Gold had justice served
I wish she did more jail time
A side-show quack and grifter
And active Jan 6 slime
She joined the riot and breached the Capital
Then inside, egged it on with a megaphone speech
Why, now, is Louie honoring her with a flag?
Is this how Texans teach?
Yeah, the flag had been flown at the capital
Then wrapped in a triangle case
Then presented by Louie with a certificate
Praising Simone Gold’s amazing grace
Fawning over traitors, denying fair elections, demonizing masks and vaccines, twisting religion, undermining the rule of law
All in a day’s work for sharp-shooting Louie’s quick draw
I say Lou, you lost a screw
With all this MAGA madness
I’m just glad, that at year’s end
You’ll no longer be in Congress
Go back to Texas, Congressional District 1
Tell them how you did ‘em proud
Leading the charge with crazy conspiracies
Talkin’ dumb and loud
You’d think a former judge might have a lick of sense
But smart arrows ain’t in Gohmert’s quiver
Hey Louie, do the world a favor
Go home to Texas and keep your shit south of the Red River
Waipahu Bob 