Fat kids ride electric bikes
They see no need to peddle
Eating ice cream as they roll
Not lookin’ for a medal
Participation trophies are just fine
No need to have a loser
Daddies say they’re number one
Makes riding all the smoother
Snowplow parents working hard
Removing all the obstacles
Spoiled brat kids just stroll along
It’s always mission possible
Hoping for a soft life
These kids don’t like to work
Mom and Dad join forces
To raise these little jerks
America the beautiful
So proud and strong and free
Raising lots of cheesecake kids
It’s into the wind we pee
Shut up boomer, move your ass
No longer is your day
We care not for you wrinkled ones
It’s Gen Z all the way
Waipahu Bob 