What’s that you say?
Somethin’ goin’ down
FBI is searchin’ down in Mar a Lago town
Hmmm, who lives there?
What’s the nature of the crime?
Well, there’s an orange man there, lying all the time
Could have been subpoenaed
Ask’d him for the stuff
But DOJ ain’t trustin’
The honor of this mutt
Haven’t seen the warrant
But needed probable cause
Had to show a federal judge
Who done broke what laws
The fine grind grist of justice mills
So slowly do they spin
But can it be, will we see
Them catch a greasy pig
The game has changed
Come to Jesus and repent
Merrick Garland raided the home of an ex-president
The outrage of Kevin McCarthy
And other MAGA rats
Quick to form judgments
Devoid of any facts
As for me, I sit with glee
Watching the big man sweat
The Teflon don is going down
And that is where we’re at
(fun fact: Trump search warrant executed on Aug 8, 2022. 48 years earlier, on Aug 8, 1974, President Nixon resigned from office. I’m sure QAnon fans will decipher deeper meanings)
Waipahu Bob 