Trucker Convoy in DC

The “People’s Convoy” circled the Capital Beltway yet again Tuesday. While participants looped the highway, organizers met with US Senators Ron Johnson and Ted Cruz to discuss vaccine mandates. Other truckers met with lawmakers including US Representatives Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. One DC commuter noted on Twitter: “It’s pretty hilarious in DC right now. You see little groups of 3-5 trucks getting cut off and separated by regular DC Beltway asshole drivers and the entire convoy is just dispersed around the beltway with all cohesion destroyed.”

That’s 10-4 good buddy

Trucker convoy taking another lap

Going around DC, but not into it

Heard down town might be a trap

We ain’t gonna fall for that

Now’s the time for winning

Those cops can’t shut us down

If we keep these big wheels spinning

I came out from Oklahoma

With other patriots feeling pain

One guy thinks Joe Biden’s a pedophile

Another thinks somebody planted a chip in his brain

Yeah, we got grievances

Like a toolbox got tools

Headed to DC to teach ‘em a lesson

Nobody can play us like fools

I guess it’s mostly about vaccines and masks

The deep state is so controlling

OK, most mandates have already been dropped

But the convoy is still rolling

Big government and socialists are the problem

And we are here to clash

Most of us collect unemployment or disability or social security

Hope we don’t run short on cash

We saw them up in Canada

Clogging up the capital town

Fox News told us they were heroes

So we thought we’d roll on down

To Washington DC, the viper’s nest

This place could use some cleaning

Some want to burn the whole place down

Not sure which way Q is leaning

At least there’s a few decent politicians

For us patriots to meet

Ted Cruz and Ron Johnson support our cause

Not to mention Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene

Sorry now, I got to go

I’ve got some driving to do

It’s almost rush hour and I need to help

Mess up the afternoon commute

It’s the Lord’s work, I tell ya

Lots of strong Christians in our flock

But you always need to watch for traitors

That’s why I got the Glock