Who’s still on the trusty Trump Train?
White evangelical Christians are packed in tight
QAnon supporters are riding these rails
The Storm is now in sight
Us lily white Republicans
You know we don’t like change
In schools, at jobs, in neighborhoods
Does that really make us strange?
Who likes different folks showing up
When most don’t look like us
These others are causing all our problems
That’s right, I’m gonna fuss
Some don’t believe in our Christian faith
But ain’t this country founded on it?
You people separating church and state
For thee I give no shit
It’s Jesus Christ or hit the road
We’ll tolerate a few Jews
But rag-headed Arab-speaking Muslims
Can cut bait or catch my chew
And you God-damned atheist bastards
Aren’t worth a second look
We don’t need you on the Trump Train
Unless you love our book
The tracks are getting pretty rough
Jan 6 Committee acting crazy
Harder to hide our election foibles
The future’s looking hazy
But the Trump Train keeps on rolling
We still pledge allegiance to the King
Yeah, I signed one of those fake elector documents
But I ain’t worried about a thing
Waipahu Bob 