The Cover-Up Club

Remember how I faked the potential path of a hurricane on that weather chart. Is there any way we can do that with the certificates of electors in a few states. Let’s give it a try.

Join us in our subterfuge
Help us swirl the dust
Help us slow the wheels of justice
Help the gears to rust

We serve the interests of Donald Trump
We peddle Don’s BIG LIE
We only care about our power
We don’t care if democracy dies

It goes beyond just spouting lies
About how the election was stolen
The Cover-Up Club’s got deeds to hide
To keep the Trump Train rollin’

We pressured state and local election officials
To change votes we didn’t like
“Stop the Vote” changed to “Stop the Steal”
On election counting night

11,780 votes in Georgia
Is all we needed Brad to find
But Raffensperger failed to deliver
Must be a RINO guy

We orchestrated bogus electors
In seven battleground states
Wanted to throw the election to the House
And keep on eating cake

Jan 6 was our last best hope
Might have worked if not for Pence
Now we’re huddled in a pile of lies
With truth slippin’ through the fence

At least we’ve got a rollicking bunch out front
Steve Bannon, Mark Meadows, Jim Jordan, et al
Not sure they’ve got a strategy
But at lying, these guys can ball

The Cover-Up Club is working overtime now
To keep the hounds at bay
As treasonous deeds are slowly revealed
And naked truth displayed

The Jan 6 Committee is gaining steam
And Justice Department throwing down
The Cover-Up Club sails a sea of lies
Careful now, don’t drown

I should be OK
I’m a small traitorous fish swimming in this mess
It depends on how well we cover up
And how wide they throw the net

And now let’s end with the Cover-Up Club prayer, all together now:
• All hail the Orange Messiah
• May the truth not be with you
• May justice not be served
• May the reckoning not come
• Amen

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In seven states won by Joe Biden, Republicans signed fake electoral documents and sent them to Congress in hopes of overturning the legal outcome of the election. Below is how it worked in AZ, one of the seven states. These dumb Republicans even posted a video (link at bottom) of them convening and signing the sham documents. The feds are on to them now. Hmmm, wonder if that video will come back to haunt them?

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Fake electors try to deliver Arizona’s 11 votes for Trump
By Ronald J. Hansen, Arizona Republic, 14 Dec 2020


In another sign of the lingering unrest over President Donald Trump’s election loss, an Arizona group sent the National Archives in Washington, D.C., notarized documents last week intended to deliver, wrongly, the state’s 11 electoral votes for him.


Copies of the documents obtained by The Arizona Republic show a group that claimed to represent the “sovereign citizens of the Great State of Arizona” submitted signed papers casting votes for what they want: a second term for Trump and Vice President Mike Pence.
Mesa resident Lori Osiecki, 62, helped created a facsimile of the “certificate of ascertainment” that is submitted to formally cast each state’s electoral votes as part of an effort to prevent what she views as the fraudulent theft of the election.


“We seated before the legislators here. We already turned it in. We beat them to the game,” she said.


Osiecki said she and others associated with a group called “AZ Protect the Vote” have attended the postelection rallies protesting the results, including the daylong meeting in Phoenix that included Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani. She left that gathering upset that Gov. Doug Ducey wasn’t supporting the president’s efforts and she wanted to take further action. She and the others chose electors as a result.


“One thing I will say about conservatives, is if something is wrong, and we have lost — a true loss — then we accept,” she said. “We’re not going to drag people through the mud and fight it. But this clearly has got issues. I saw it with my own eyes and my own research. After that hearing, I was shocked we didn’t have any other marching orders.”


An Arizona group sent the National Archives in Washington, D.C., notarized documents last week intended to deliver, wrongly, the state’s 11 electoral votes for President Donald Trump.
The 11 electors actually chosen by Arizona voters last month — meeting in an unpublicized location because of security concerns over their task — cast their votes Monday for President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris, formalizing the Democrats’ victory nationally and in the state.


While Osiecki’s elector documents do not appear to have been taken as genuine, they are part of a weekslong effort, led by Trump, his advisers, and involving Arizona Republican Party officials and three members of Arizona’s GOP congressional delegation casting doubt on the legitimacy of Biden’s victory in Arizona and nationally.


Reps. Andy Biggs and Debbie Lesko were among more than 100 Republican members of Congress to formally support a lawsuit brought by the attorney general of Texas seeking to overturn the results in four states where Biden won. The U.S. Supreme Court quickly dismissed the effort.


Rep. Paul Gosar has been a vocal supporter of the “Stop the Steal” effort seeking to similarly overturn the results based on baseless claims of widespread fraud. He also has encouraged people to sign on to an effort to recall Gov. Doug Ducey, who certified the election results showing Biden winning Arizona.
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Below is link to video of the outlaw Arizona Republicans signing their bogus declaration of election results. Hopefully, jail time will be in the future for these insurrectionists.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1338600278459727872