Joe Rogan is a comedian
And announces MMA
Millions listen to his podcast
To hear what he will say
I like Joe and used to listen
His podcast had cool guests
Lots of comedians and MMA guys
I liked those long talks best
But Joe likes conspiracy theories too
Had Alex Jones on the show, and other loons
Spewing out wild conspiracies
Did we really land on the moon?
And did twin towers really fall
Or was 9/11 a CIA plot
Joe is glad to give his platform
To all kinds of crackpots
Now I must admit I’ve got my doubts
About a lone gunman on the grassy knoll
But at this point it’s just historical pondering
Not adding to a death toll
Not so with the COVID conspiracy
Joe’s happy to help this one spread
Joe says don’t trust vaccines
Use Joe’s “throw the kitchen sink at it” cure instead
Joe likes Ivermectin
It’s like the new Hydroxychloroquine
No good data for efficacy
But the Q crowd is all in
Big Government wants to control you
And Big Pharma wants more dough
That’s what this whole COVID thing’s about
At least according to Joe
OK Joe, now you’re costing lives
Your medical advice is bullshit
We’re in the middle of a pandemic
And you’re acting like a nitwit
It’s nice that lyin’ Aaron Rogers
Went to you for COVID medical advice
But please stop misleading your listeners
Who may pay an awful price
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Check out the clip below from Sam Harris podcast, with guest Nicholas Christakis. These COVID conspiracists, Sam says, seem to think the whole government response to COVID is to “soften us up for some kind of Orwellian acquiescence to state power.” Nicholas shares historical insights into past responses to pandemics, including how “denial and lies have been a constant companion to plague.” I believe these guys, not Joe Rogan. You be the judge.
Waipahu Bob 