“Let’s Go Brandon”
They chanted from the pews
Christian clowns at Texas church
Spreading the Lord’s good news
Hey you Christian cowards
Why not say it straight
“Fuck Joe Biden”
Show us how you hate
Sing it to the rafters
Sing strong this holy war
Show the world your twisted love
And what your church stands for
What would Jesus do, you might ask
Not sure, but doubtful this
Spewing hateful speech in Church
Might as well drop trow’ and piss
It was a QAnon crowd convention planned
Church leaders tried to distance from the harm
Hmmmm, why are churches sheltered from taxes?
When acting like political action arms
Come for vaccine and mask misinformation
Stay for hateful political rants
It’s all good, God is on their side
I can feel it in my underpants (no, not Mormon)
Maybe I’m just out of touch
Haven’t been to church in a while
Maybe cursing leaders with Republican chants
Is the latest Christian style
You wonder why church attendance is down
Organized religion not popular with the young
Who wants to attend a house of faith
And watch monkeys hurling dung
Hey Christians, how ‘bout back to basics
Preach love and give your thanks
Get your houses of worship in order
Reject these political preacher cranks
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