Let’s Go Brandon

“Let’s Go Brandon”

They chanted from the pews

Christian clowns at Texas church

Spreading the Lord’s good news

Hey you Christian cowards

Why not say it straight

“Fuck Joe Biden”

Show us how you hate

Sing it to the rafters

Sing strong this holy war

Show the world your twisted love

And what your church stands for

What would Jesus do, you might ask

Not sure, but doubtful this

Spewing hateful speech in Church

Might as well drop trow’ and piss

It was a QAnon crowd convention planned

Church leaders tried to distance from the harm

Hmmmm, why are churches sheltered from taxes?

When acting like political action arms

Come for vaccine and mask misinformation

Stay for hateful political rants

It’s all good, God is on their side

I can feel it in my underpants (no, not Mormon)

Maybe I’m just out of touch

Haven’t been to church in a while

Maybe cursing leaders with Republican chants

Is the latest Christian style

You wonder why church attendance is down

Organized religion not popular with the young

Who wants to attend a house of faith

And watch monkeys hurling dung

Hey Christians, how ‘bout back to basics

Preach love and give your thanks

Get your houses of worship in order

Reject these political preacher cranks

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