Happy Thanksgiving from Fox News
Heed the warning from the right
Those dirty Dems want to cancel Turkey Day
Us patriots may have to fight
Grab your guns, militia men
We’re going after the liberal press
If they keep lying about our glorious past
We’re gonna shoot ‘em into a mess
Manifest destiny is always in play
When the white man’s dealing cards
And just like in the Blues Brothers movies
The Pilgrims were on a mission from God
Sorry about the smallpox
Our greatest native gift
Now get your ass up off that land
Welcome to the white man’s grift
OK, folks, we know Indians got screwed
Sorry, but was the way of the world
If you can’t stand the idea of conquest
Then don’t open up a history book
Yes, it’s good to tell the truth about our past
But I can only self-flagellate so far
This is not a uniquely American sin
So let’s get a drink at the bar
Thanksgiving now is just about giving thanks
And sharing with family and friends
Sorry we conquered the continent
But we can’t make full amends
Hey Fox, can’t you let this holiday slide
Without continuing to fuel a bitter divide
Pitting Americans against each other all the time
A high-stakes misinformation crime
Pass the Turkey, pass the corn
Watch some football, watch some porn
Be happy in this country born
Still striving to be free
Happy Thanksgiving!
In the comments section from the article, I did like this Native American’s post:
“As a Native American, I can tell you that we celebrate Thanksgiving in the spirit of what it’s become. It’s a celebration of life and giving thanks and appreciation for friends and family. We also don’t need woke culture speaking for us. We can speak for ourselves.”
Waipahu Bob 