The orange narcissistic clown
Trying to tear democracy down
Throwing lies all over town
This loser just won’t quit
Recounts and audits and 60 court cases
Lookin’ for a win, but there are no traces
Of credibility in his false claims
Gee Don, we’re really scared
Republicans not voting
Do we dare
Hope for such a treat
Such a shame if Jim Jordan not reelected
Don’t get me started on my love for Texas’ Louie Gohmert
Or my MAGA-crush on Marjorie Taylor Greene
I’m sure they’ll do fine with only Democrats and Independents voting
So Dandy Don, I’ve got to thank you
This latest statement will be the glue
That seals Republicans’ fate
Gutless Republicans should have cut you loose
Instead, here you are, cooking their goose
Hey, Mike Pence, you feel the noose
In Donald’s small frail hands
Buckle up kids and enjoy the ride
Let the Mar a Lago pumpkin whine
Republicans in circular firing line
Let’s hope America endures
Waipahu Bob 