Saw Mike Pence on Fox today
Trying to get back in the political game
Milk toast personality back on display
Testing the MAGA waters
Spent four years on his knees
Licking Donald’s balls
A God-fearing man of righteous faith
More like Satan’s pawn
Pence said Jan 6 was no big deal
Hannity nodded in agreement
Dems trying to distract us
From the majesty of Trump’s achievements
Mike, really, do you hear yourself?
Cozying back up to the beast
Don’t you remember chants of “Hang Mike Pence”
And gallows on the green
Trump called you weak and pathetic
When once you refused to kiss the ring
Wouldn’t scuttle American democracy
So Donald could stay king
In MAGA world you’re persona non grata
And on the left you have no fans
It’s hard for folks to stand behind
A guy more mouse than man
Hey Mike, forget 2024
In that quest you’re all alone
Go back to Indiana with Mommy
Do some gardening, grow a backbone
Waipahu Bob 