Hey Q

You’ve done your part to show the truth

Pizza parlor pedophiles controlling the earth

Serpent DNA affecting birth

Satan worshipers making evil mirth

It started kinda funny

Trump supporters showing Qs

On signs and shirts and hats and things

But they had some disturbing views

An early Q guy from North Carolina

Drove to DC to confront a pedophile ring

In the basement of a pizza restaurant

Shot the place up with his AR-15

Winds up there was no pedophile ring

QAnon crowd slopped him some shit

Dude just lapped it up

Didn’t have the brains to see past it

Any group seeing Donald Trump

As filling the holy cup

Needs to check the scriptures again

OK, Revelations is pretty fucked up

Q said Trump would win the election

To save us from this dread

When Donald lost, the plan must change

Q just spins another web

Lots of Qs on Jan 6th

Breaching the Capital Building

The Plan was in action, the storm begun

The Orange One still king

When that plan failed

Let’s find another clue

Kicking the can down the road

Is standard ops for Q

One date comes and that date goes

Continuing frustration

Things never seem to go as Q plans

But is it the journey or the destination?

Mike Lindell is a QAnon favorite

Says he’s got election fraud evidence

But Mike’s Cyber Symposium in Sioux Falls

Turned out to be an embarrassment

But it’s not all fun and games

As a California Dad showed this week

He killed his two babies with a spear gun

After Q followers warned him of serpent seed

Yeah, I’m sure this guy has mental problems

But maybe he wouldn’t have been a threat

If he wasn’t pumped full of QAnon nonsense

Hey Q, are you happy yet?

Edgar Maddison Welch of Salisbury, N.C., surrenders to police in December 2016 in Washington, D.C.
Sathi Soma/AP

A North Carolina man who fired an AR-15 rifle inside a pizza restaurant in Washington, D.C., as he was “investigating” a baseless conspiracy theory has been sentenced to four years in prison.

Edgar Maddison Welch pleaded guilty in March to federal charges of assault with a dangerous weapon and transporting a firearm over state lines. The case is seen as a clear example of the potential real-world consequences of fake news stories.

Matthew Taylor Coleman with his wife and two young children in undated family photo.

Published: Aug. 12, 2021 at 8:13 AM PDT
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (Gray News) – A California father confessed to killing his two young children after researching QAnon and Illuminati conspiracy theories that led him to believe they had “serpent DNA,” according to an FBI affidavit. Authorities say he took them to Rosarito, Mexico, and shot them with a spear gun because he thought they would become monsters.

Matthew Taylor Coleman, a 40-year-old surf instructor, has been charged with killing his 2-year-old son and 10-month-old daughter, the Associated Press reported.