So you heard all about the vaccines we got
And you think it’s some socialist communist plot
And you ain’t throwin’ in with Sleepy Joe’s lot
Trying to steal your American way
What’s that you say
You heard them shots might make you gay
Or something about a microchip
Bill Gates tryin’ to put into it
Oh, those dirty dogs
Yeah, it sounds like you really know your stuff
Pass the whiskey, pass the snuff
You say your preacher talks in tongues
Says devil’s in them shots
Well, your preacher is ever-ready for end of days
Seems to like it when things move that way
But his medical advice causing public malaise
Is that the way of God?
Of course, COVID wrapped in politics
Let’s recap the history of Trump-led Republican policy:
- COVID won’t come here
- OK it’s here, but It will miraculously disappear
- We should stop testing so much, so our numbers will look better
- Masks and social distancing don’t work and are un-American
- Hydroxychloroquine is the cure, for sure
- Nobody has civic duty, only personal freedoms
- Vaccination effort is government plot to control people
Hey red states, how’s it going out there
What, COVID surging again, your hospitals in despair
Maybe there is something to this vaccination thing
Hey governors, not too late to get with the swing
How ‘bout it, good ‘ol boys
Can you take a short break from the farm
Roll up your sleeves, say pretty please
And get that COVID jab in the arm
We’d appreciate the cooperation of you dumb-asses
This has been a public service announcement
Waipahu Bob 