Dear Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby, my man

Nice to communicate with you again

Yeah, I know you’ve been away

Yeah, I can feel your pain

Wild accusations, from fifty gals or so

Tried to take you down

But finally, vindication

And you’re back out on the town

Sure, we can all look back

At some bad stuff we have done

But we were young and restless

Just trying to have some fun

Don’t worry about those racists

Trying to put a black man down

Come on out to Vegas

You can make it in this town

You and I are legal Houdini’s

And the government can’t do shit

You flew the coop on overturn

For me, the glove just didn’t fit

But in any case

Just wanted to drop you a line

Holler at your boy, if you want a good tee time

We can share stories about doing hard time

And livin’ like a perp

All the best

Your brother in infamy,

O.J.

Bill Cosby and his lawyers beaming for news cameras. These lawyers were a little too gleeful for my taste. Bill skipped on a procedural technicality, not because anybody thinks he’s innocent.

See how Bill grips the lady lawyer’s hand. I hope she likes Quaaludes.

O.J. trial: The glove did not fit, so they had to acquit.

Juice on the loose. The passenger in his golf cart doesn’t seem thrilled about this photo op.