Rudy G is going down
And Billy Barr can’t stop it
Donald Trump sits nervously
With no power to block it
President Trump’s personal attorney
Dick-swaggered his way through Ukraine
Russians fed him misinformation
Chug chug chug went the Trump re-election train
Not sure if Rudy knew
Russians were playing him like a fiddle
Regardless, Donnie liked the music
Help his re-election riddle
Find some dirt on Joe Biden
And on his boy Hunter, too
Don’t worry about truthfulness
Do what you must do
Some sleazy Ukraine actors
And Russian oligarchs
Helped Rudy with this sordid plot
And Rudy did his part
US Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, in Ukraine fighting corruption, was a steady hand
But Rudy’s corrupt friends didn’t like her much
So Rudy smeared this good public servant
And eventually got her canned
Rudy had the line to Trump
Showed bad actors he had pull
Then he trafficked Russian lies
Rudy the misinformation mule
Rudy hitched his wagon
On Donald’s big fat tail
A Michael Cohen 2.0
And Cohen went to jail
After Donnie lost the election
Rudy again jumped to action
Leading the charge for the BIG FAT LIE
That Trump won the election
Maybe Sydney Powell can come to Rudy’s rescue
The Trump election legal team could reunite
Oh wait, they were 0 for 60 in those court cases
And now are being sued
Regardless, Rudy may still have some moves
To help him with escaping
All he needs is a good press conference
Hopefully at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Rudy G in action on Nov 8, 2020. Press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
From the BBC:
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference, a defining moment in last year’s US election, is being made into a documentary.
The small Philadelphia business, not the hotel as first tweeted by then President Donald Trump, hosted his lawyer Rudy Giuliani on 8 November.
Mr Giuliani made unfounded electoral fraud claims, just as US media began calling the election for Joe Biden.
The film will explain how the business ended up hosting the event. Many people have speculated that the location was booked mistakenly.