I know a big lie
And lots of people think it
When Donald says it’s Kool-Aid
We just go and drink it
The election was rigged
Trump won in a landslide
Pizza-parlor pedophiles
Can’t tell us otherwise
Alternative facts are on our side
Conspiracy theories slip and slide
Republican cronies lacking spine
Help shape our worldly views
Hugo Chavez from the grave
Secret ballots in a cave
Kiddie blood-drinkers so depraved
Align against our king
But those dirty dogs can never win
When Ted Cruz flashes that grin
And Josh Hawley comes rolling in
With Ivy League degrees
Stop the steal, you bet we will
We got guns and time to kill
Don’t feed us democratic swill
Somebody’s got to pay
The big lie’s here and here to stay
Republicans seem to want it that way
To keep their competition at bay
And keep their lofty seats
As far as me, it’s all I got
Keep the faith with twisted plot
Tie the truth up into knots
Protecting the big lie
Waipahu Bob 