It’s January 5
And tomorrow I’m off to DC
‘Cause freedom’s on the line
The Orange One made the call
Let’s take it to the streets
Those lefty libs stole the election
Oh, those stinkin’ cheats
Now it’s patriot time
Got to lay it on the line
QAnon will be there
And Proud Boys going stag
Some guys even bringing
Confederate battle flags
Two ladies from Phoenix
Want to peacefully protest
But others packing pipe bombs
Have a greater quest
They stole the election, those dirty dogs
Don told us we must act
Only strength he says can win
We have our Fox News facts
Congress counting electoral votes
Oh yeah, we’ll stop the steal
If Capital votes ain’t going our way
We’ll storm that swamp Bastille
Not unlike 9/11 flight
We won’t sit still in fox hole
We listen to the Orange One
And Donny said let’s roll
Now it’s time to scream
We love our Donald dearly
We’re heading to D.C. tomorrow
I see it all so clearly
With four more years of Donald Trump
Whirling in my brain
I set my head to good night’s rest
And let the wet dreams rain


