Louie Gohmert rides again
To save election for his friend
The much aggrieved, the Orange One
They stole Don’s election, now he’s on the run
When Dandy Don circles the wagons
To steal the election, to let loose the Kraken
He needs to find some able men
When none come forward, that’s where Louie comes in
Remember Louie, he don’t like masks
A COVID denier
“Til it bit him in the ass
A sycophant, a real boot licker
Louie represents the great state of Texas
WTF with these Texans
Telling other states how to run their elections
Louie’s like a Texas Ranger
Except no horse and acting stranger
To show he lacks all common sense
Louie’s suing poor Mike Pence
Pence’s job on January 6
Is to count electoral votes, not weigh in
Louie’s suing Mikey, constitution be damned
Wants to throw out some votes, like they do in the Rio Grande
Gohmert must be drunk
Not sure what he is he thinking
A democracy denier
With motives surely stinking
A previous judge might respect the law
But that ain’t in Gohmert’s quiver
Hey Louie, do the world a favor
Keep your Texas shit south of the Red River
If Louie’s case can’t turn the tide
And Donnie shown the door
Republicans, I’ve got a present for you
Louie Gohmert 2024
Waipahu Bob 